click button to go.
From: [email protected]: RE: Cat Gifs ----------------------------------- Congratulations! I chose you to lead this great nation into a new realm of clean, cheap and abundant energy. Money is a bit tight right now, but I’ll trust you can make it work. I need this green triangle do-hicky to be bigger. Much bigger.  Yours sincerely, P. Minister p.s. Biscuits are in the cupboard above the kettle.
There's no waiting around in the world of energy. Let's go!
READ
GOT IT
Congratulations! After years of climbing the political ladder, you have finally done it...
Your first email! Who could it be from?...
WAIT A LITTLE LONGER
You have reached your weirdly specific childhood dream of becoming... Energy Minister of Great Brewton! And what a great nation it truly is.
START
SECURITY
AFFORDABILITY
OK
Oh hey… there’s another button. 
SUSTAINABILITY
We have a bit of a crisis here. Cups of tea are freezing over.  We need a plan that will SECURE our energy supply but I don't think cutting fuel prices will make up for their lack of heating. 
COMPROMISE
Well this is awkward.  After all the money we spent making deals with other countries, we don't really have enough to develop a green plan right this very minute.
That might not be such a great plan.   Increasing energy security right now will mean using whatever resources are available. This may not necessarily help with the current air quality. 
So this "triangle do-hicky"...
The general public seem to be a little displeased. But I’m sure it won’t be a problem.
What a fantastic idea. Wish I had thought of it. 
oh wait...
The country we were borrowing energy from have jacked up their prices!
We’ll use all of our natural and accessible resources where we can, we have plenty of them after all! We had better join up with other countries too, in case we need backup.
Seems pretty greedy. 
From: [email protected]: What is a twitter? ----------------------------------- Why am I receiving angry ‘tweets’ from the general public about how their energy bills have gone up? I‘m pretty sure I explicitly told you to keep costs down. And if I didn’t, you should have known anyway. It's basic stuff really.  Fix this before I get any less popular on Twitter.  Yours sincerely, P. Minister p.s. I have taken away your parking spot as punishment. 
Hm... this may have backfired slightly. 
GOT IT
To make sure we’re making the right decisions about energy, a good start is making sure we have access to it where and when we need it, with no interruptions.
Security! 
We'll cancel that order for those fancy zero emission hydrogen buses and funnel the money into cutting taxes on fuel.
It seems like lowering fuel tax has caused increases in road journeys... which leads to rising vehicle emissions, a cause for some concern. 
A lot of people are saying this will affect people's health, but that's a concern for another day... 
That should sit well with the public and help bring down their bills. 
From: [email protected]: How dare you. --------------------------------- I've just had my next door neighbour 'Dr D. Octor' on the phone.  It seems that their patient list is growing out of control after your recent fuel tax stunt.   I'm pretty sure no where in my previous emails did I ask you to endanger the well being of the nation.  Yours frustratingly, P. Minister p.s. You’ve lost your biscuit privileges.
Oh wait...
I can't possibly see a downside to this plan!
Hmm...
Of course! It seems so simple now.
Affordability!
Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Integer posuere erat a ante venenatis dapibus posuere velit aliquet. Maecenas faucibus mollis interdum. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec ullamcorper nulla non metus auctor fringilla. Aenean eu leo quam. Pellentesque ornare sem lacinia quam venenatis vestibulum. Donec id elit non mi porta gravida at eget metus. Curabitur blandit tempus porttitor. Vivamus sagittis lacus vel augue laoreet rutrum faucibus dolor auctor. Maecenas faucibus mollis interdum. Cras mattis consectetur purus sit amet fermentum.
Did you get all that?
So seeing as it's your first day, and we're still a little unsure how this political machine works...
or energy trilemma as we like to call it.
Sustainability: creating energy sources that are both environmentally friendly and maintainable in the future.
So this triangle do-hicky, or energy trilemma as we like to call it. What is it?
SORRY I GOT DISTRACTED BY A SQUIRREL PLAYING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
Seeing as it's your first day, and we're still a little unsure how this political machine works...
Security: Making sure that whatever happens, your energy supplies never go lower than that required.
GOT IT
Affordability: Using whatever technologies and resources are available to provide cheaper energy. 
How about we take things slow and try and tackle each problem one at a time. The Prime Minister won't mind.
It’s an exciting time to be in the energy politics business.
So what's your next move?
Congratulations on a job half done. 
For the time being...
But energy technologies are constantly changing, as are the public’s perception of them.
END OMINOUSLY
That’s ok... you’d planned on biking to work more anyway. 
Ok... not a great move. But we can salvage this!
TO THE MACHINE!
Better for the environment and what not.
ME TOO!
Your job –much like the nation’s energy– is secure!
It has to be Sustainability, right?
Well I’m all out of ideas.
Sustainability!
Look at that! the air is clean again!
We have the department of household heating knocking at the door. Thankfully the cold weather has frozen it shut.
We'll make investments in low carbon technology and get production started on that rather futuristic hydrogen fuelled bus.
From: [email protected]: If I sink, I’m dragging you down with me. ----------------------------------- I've been banging on your door for the last 30 minutes. Don't pretend you're not in... I can hear your teeth chattering.  This energy crisis just won't do. Cups of tea all over the nation are freezing solid.  Fix this or consider yourself frozen out of a job (pun intended).  Yours chillingly, P. Minister P.S. Fail at this and you’ll never see a cup of tea again.
A clear and obvious choice! That means we can meet our climate change goals and clean up our air at the same time!
What are the chances...  We're experiencing our worst winter in decades! Our low carbon tech isn't enough to meet the demands of the people yet!
I can't believe this idea was so easy and has absolutely no consequences...
But as long as the the Prime Minister can't get through we're safe...
GO ME!
It's almost like our choices were rigged to work this way...
You’ve saved the nation and perhaps your job!
You’ve struck a balance by combining old and new technologies, using fewer foreign resources and investing in low carbon futures.
I don’t know why we didn’t try this to begin with!
BALANCE! I don’t know why we didn’t try this to begin with!
BALANCE
From: [email protected]: How dare you. ----------------------------------- I've just had my next door neighbour 'Dr D. Octor' on the phone. It seems that their patient list is growing out of control after your recent fuel tax stunt.   I'm pretty sure no where in my previous emails did I ask you to endanger the well being of the nation.  Yours frustratingly, P. Minister p.s. You’ve lost your biscuit privileges.
From: [email protected]: How dare you.-------------------------I've just had my next door neighbour 'Dr D. Octor' on the phone. It seems that their patient list is growing out of control after your recent fuel tax stunt.   I'm pretty sure no where in my previous emails did I ask you to endanger the well being of the nation.  Yours frustratingly,P. Minister p.s. You’ve lost your biscuit privileges.
A clear and obvious choice! That means we can meet our climate change goals and clean up our air at the same time!
That means we can meet our climate change goals and clean up our air at the same time!
From: [email protected]: If I sink, I’m dragging you down with me. -------------------------------- I've been banging on your door for the last 30 minutes. Don't pretend you're not in... I can hear your teeth chattering. This energy crisis just won't do. Cups of tea all over the nation are freezing solid.  Fix this or consider yourself frozen out of a job (pun intended).  Yours chillingly, P. Minister P.S. Fail at this and you’ll never see a cup of tea again.
From: [email protected]: If I sink, I’m dragging you down with me. --------------------------------- I've been banging on your door for the last 30 minutes. Don't pretend you're not in... I can hear your teeth chattering. This energy crisis just won't do. Cups of tea all over the nation are freezing solid.  Fix this or consider yourself frozen out of a job (pun intended).  Yours chillingly, P. Minister P.S. Fail at this and you’ll never see a cup of tea again.
From: [email protected]: What is a twitter? --------------------------------------------- Why am I receiving angry ‘tweets’ from the general public about how their energy bills have gone up? I‘m pretty sure I explicitly told you to keep costs down. And if I didn’t, you should have known anyway. It's basic stuff really.  Fix this before I get any less popular on Twitter.  Yours sincerely, P. Minister p.s. I have taken away your parking spot as punishment. 
What a fantastic idea. Wish I had thought of it. 
From: [email protected]: What is a twitter? ----------------------------------- Why am I receiving angry ‘tweets’ from the general public about how their energy bills have gone up? I‘m pretty sure I explicitly told you to keep costs down. And if I didn’t, you should have known anyway. It's basic stuff really.  Fix this before I get any less popular on Twitter.  Yours sincerely, P. Minister p.s. I have taken away your parking spot as punishment. 
Security! 
To make sure we’re making the right decisions about energy, a good start is making sure we have access to it where and when we need it, with no interruptions.
We’ll use all of our natural and accessible resources where we can, we have plenty of them after all! We had better join up with other countries too, in case we need backup.
oh wait...
The country we were borrowing energy from have jacked up their prices!
Hm... this may have backfired slightly. 
The general public seem to be a little displeased. But I’m sure it won’t be a problem.
Seems pretty greedy. 
It has to be Security, right?
From: [email protected]: How dare you.-------------------------I've just had my next door neighbour 'Dr D. Octor' on the phone. It seems that their patient list is growing out of control after your recent fuel tax stunt.   I'm pretty sure no where in my previous emails did I ask you to endanger the well being of the nation.  Yours frustratingly,P. Minister p.s. I have taken away your parking spot as punishment.
From: [email protected]: How dare you. ------------------------------------- I've just had my next door neighbour 'Dr D. Octor' on the phone. It seems that their patient list is growing out of control after your recent fuel tax stunt.   I'm pretty sure no where in my previous emails did I ask you to endanger the well being of the nation.  Yours frustratingly, P. Minister P.S. I have taken away your parking spot as punishment.
From: [email protected]: How dare you. ----------------------------------- I've just had my next door neighbour 'Dr D. Octor' on the phone.  It seems that their patient list is growing out of control after your recent fuel tax stunt.   I'm pretty sure no where in my previous emails did I ask you to endanger the well being of the nation.  Yours frustratingly, P. Minister P.S. I have taken away your parking spot as punishment.
From: [email protected] Subject: What is a twitter? ---------------------------------- Why am I receiving angry ‘tweets’ from the general public about how their energy bills have gone up? I‘m pretty sure I explicitly told you to keep costs down. And if I didn’t, you should have known anyway. It's basic stuff really.  Fix this before I get any less popular on Twitter.  Yours frustratingly, P. Minister P.S. Fail at this and you’ll never see a cup of tea again.
From: [email protected]: What is a twitter? ---------------------------------------------- Why am I receiving angry ‘tweets’ from the general public about how their energy bills have gone up? I‘m pretty sure I explicitly told you to keep costs down. And if I didn’t, you should have known anyway. It's basic stuff really.  Fix this before I get any less popular on Twitter.  Yours frustratingly, P. Minister P.S. Fail at this and you’ll never see a cup of tea again.
From: [email protected]: What is a twitter? -------------------------------------------------- Why am I receiving angry ‘tweets’ from the general public about how their energy bills have gone up? I‘m pretty sure I explicitly told you to keep costs down. And if I didn’t, you should have known anyway. It's basic stuff really.  Fix this before I get any less popular on Twitter.  Yours frustratingly, P. Minister P.S. Fail at this and you’ll never see a cup of tea again.
From: [email protected]: If I sink, I’m dragging you down with me. ----------------------------------- I've been banging on your door for the last 30 minutes. Don't pretend you're not in... I can hear your teeth chattering. This energy crisis just won't do. Cups of tea all over the nation are freezing solid.  Fix this or consider yourself frozen out of a job (pun intended).  Yours chillingly, P. Minister P.S. You've lost your biscuit privileges.
..
From: [email protected]: If I sink, I’m dragging you down with me. -------------------------------- I've been banging on your door for the last 30 minutes. Don't pretend you're not in... I can hear your teeth chattering. This energy crisis just won't do. Cups of tea all over the nation are freezing solid.  Fix this or consider yourself frozen out of a job (pun intended).  Yours chillingly, P. Minister P.S. You've lost your biscuit privileges.
A clear and obvious choice! That means we can meet our climate change goals and clean up our air at the same time!
From: [email protected]: If I sink, I’m dragging you down with me. ----------------------------------- I've been banging on your door for the last 30 minutes. Don't pretend you're not in... I can hear your teeth chattering.  This energy crisis just won't do. Cups of tea all over the nation are freezing solid.  Fix this or consider yourself frozen out of a job (pun intended).  Yours chillingly, P. Minister P.S. You've lost your biscuit privileges.
It has to be Affordability, right?
From: [email protected]: If I sink, I’m dragging you down with me. ------------------------------------ I've been banging on your door for the last 30 minutes. Don't pretend you're not in... I can hear your teeth chattering. This energy crisis just won't do. Cups of tea all over the nation are freezing solid.  Fix this or consider yourself frozen out of a job (pun intended).  Yours chillingly, P. Minister P.S. I have taken away your parking spot as punishment. 
A clear and obvious choice! That means we can meet our climate change goals and clean up our air at the same time!
We'll make investments in low carbon technology and get production started on that rather futuristic hydrogen fuelled bus. 
From: [email protected]: If I sink, I’m dragging you down with me. -------------------------------- I've been bagning on your door for the last 30 minutes. Don't pretend you're not in... I can hear your teeth chattering. This energy crisis, just won't do. Cups of tea all over the nation are freezing solid.  Fix this or consider yourself frozen out of a job (pun intended).  Yours chillingly, P. Minister P.S. I have taken away your parking spot as punishment. 
From: [email protected]: If I sink, I’m dragging you down with me. ----------------------------------- I've been bagning on your door for the last 30 minutes. Don't pretend you're not in... I can hear your teeth chattering.  This energy crisis, just won't do. Cups of tea all over the nation are freezing solid.  Fix this or consider yourself frozen out of a job (pun intended).  Yours chillingly, P. Minister P.S. I have taken away your parking spot as punishment. 
From: [email protected] Subject: What is a twitter? ---------------------------------- Why am I receiving angry ‘tweets’ from the general public about how their energy bills have gone up? I‘m pretty sure I explicitly told you to keep costs down. And if I didn’t, you should have known anyway. It's basic stuff really.  Fix this before I get any less popular on Twitter.  Yours frustratingly, P. Minister P.S. You've lost your biscuit privileges.
From: [email protected]: What is a twitter? -------------------------------------------- Why am I receiving angry ‘tweets’ from the general public about how their energy bills have gone up? I‘m pretty sure I explicitly told you to keep costs down. And if I didn’t, you should have known anyway. It's basic stuff really.  Fix this before I get any less popular on Twitter.  Yours frustratingly, P. Minister P.S. You've lost your biscuit privileges.
From: [email protected]: What is a twitter? -------------------------------------------------- Why am I receiving angry ‘tweets’ from the general public about how their energy bills have gone up? I‘m pretty sure I explicitly told you to keep costs down. And if I didn’t, you should have known anyway. It's basic stuff really.  Fix this before I get any less popular on Twitter.  Yours frustratingly, P. Minister P.S. You've lost your biscuit privileges.
From: [email protected]: How dare you.-------------------------I've just had my next door neighbour 'Dr D. Octor' on the phone. It seems that their patient list is growing out of control after your recent fuel tax stunt.   I'm pretty sure no where in my previous emails did I ask you to endanger the well being of the nation.  Yours frustratingly,P. Minister P.S. Fail at this and you’ll never see a cup of tea again. 
From: [email protected]: How dare you. ------------------------------------- I've just had my next door neighbour 'Dr D. Octor' on the phone. It seems that their patient list is growing out of control after your recent fuel tax stunt.   I'm pretty sure no where in my previous emails did I ask you to endanger the well being of the nation.  Yours frustratingly, P. Minister P.S. Fail at this and you’ll never see a cup of tea again. 
From: [email protected]: How dare you. ----------------------------------- I've just had my next door neighbour 'Dr D. Octor' on the phone.  It seems that their patient list is growing out of control after your recent fuel tax stunt.   I'm pretty sure no where in my previous emails did I ask you to endanger the well being of the nation.  Yours frustratingly, P. Minister P.S. Fail at this and you’ll never see a cup of tea again. 
Congratulations! After years of climbing the political ladder, you have finally done it...
From: [email protected]: RE: Cat Gifs ------------------------------- Congratulations! I chose you to lead this great nation into a new realm of clean, cheap and abundant energy. Money is a bit tight right now, but I’ll trust you can make it work. I need this green triangle do-hicky to be bigger. Much bigger.  Yours sincerely, P. Minister P.S. Biscuits are in the cupboard above the kettle.
You have reached your weirdly specific childhood dream of becoming Energy Minister of Great Brewton! And what a great nation it truly is.
From: [email protected]: RE: Cat Gifs ----------------------------------- Congratulations! I chose you to lead this great nation into a new realm of clean, cheap and abundant energy. Money is a bit tight right now, but I’ll trust you can make it work. I need this green triangle do-hicky to be bigger. Much bigger.  Yours sincerely, P. Minister P.S. Biscuits are in the cupboard above the kettle.
click button to go.
You have reached your weirdly specific childhood dream of becoming Energy Minister of Great Brewton! And what a great nation it truly is.
There's no waiting around in the world of energy. Let's go!
Congratulations! After years of climbing the political ladder, you have finally done it...
How about we take things slow and try one at a time.
So seeing as it's your first day, and we're still a little unsure how this political machine works...
So...
HUH?
We have a bit of a crisis here. Cups of tea are freezing over. We need a plan that will SECURE our energy supply but I don't think cutting fuel prices will make up for their lack of heating.